whatever-ihadadream:

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

it’s because to destroy a horcrux you need to put its ‘container’ beyond magical repair, but harry’s bite was healed by fawke’s tears

jennception:

Amy Poehler wins Best Actress at the Golden Globes

theruraljanitor:

Instead of Breaking Bad I would watch Breaking Bill which would be one hour of Bill Hader breaking on SNL

tastefullyoffensive:

[theakwardyeti]

tastefullyoffensive:

[theakwardyeti]

oh snap

ziggzaggoon:

imagine using this shampoo in the shower and staring at Shrek’s hazel eyes as he watches you in the nude

ziggzaggoon:

imagine using this shampoo in the shower and staring at Shrek’s hazel eyes as he watches you in the nude

chanandlerb0ng:

“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude

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