Chandler Bing’s Best Comebacks Part 1

cristalnecole:

 

bbboootttyyy:

You want weird tv episodes that you’ve never seen before? It’s probably been on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You want a musical episode? Buffy. An episode with no talking at all? Buffy. A good laugh about a demon-hunting dummy? Buffy. What about one where hyena ghosts posses high school students and then go eat their principle? Guess who. Just go watch Buffy you piece of shit.

whatever-ihadadream:

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

it’s because to destroy a horcrux you need to put its ‘container’ beyond magical repair, but harry’s bite was healed by fawke’s tears

jennception:

Amy Poehler wins Best Actress at the Golden Globes

theruraljanitor:

Instead of Breaking Bad I would watch Breaking Bill which would be one hour of Bill Hader breaking on SNL

tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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